Our Blends
At Mad Hatter Coffee & Tea Co., we have a variety of Hand Blended small batch Blends to choose from. All of our Blends are available in single serving tea bags and bulk ranging from 4oz bags to 5 pounds. Our Decaffeinated Beans are Decaffeinated thru the water process. We use Organic, Fair Trade Coffee and Spices that are Kosher, Gluten Free, and Sugar Free.
A delightful alternative to Smoking! We are proud to offer :
(6) Decaffeinated, Single, Double, and Triple Dose Blends and (6) Caffeinated, Single, Double, and Triple Dose Blends
Decaffeinated Blends
Twyla Lite Blend – single potency Our Decaffeinated roast florally dances upon your palate with Indica rythms. It’s sultry soul cascades through your body defying gravity.This Prima Ballerina pirouettes away Pain and Discomfort in a truly tasteful and aromatic display. This crisp mellow Coffee is decaffeinated thru the water process. This blend in noted for it’s relief of minor body pain including: Digestive isuues, Head aches, Cramping, Muscle Pain, Sleep Issues, and Stress Relief. For the occasional medicator, or for Daily functioning while medicating. A wonderful after dinner sleep tonic, manifesting solid sleep with vivid dreams and no hang over.
Freudian Couch- double potency Like a potter at the wheel, this Double Strength Indican Elixir will most thoughtfully round out all the sharp edges of the day. The progeny of this lovely decaf patiently enlightens ones thoughts, subdues physical needs and restores the delicate balance of body and mind. Sip and Enjoy. This blend is noted for it’s relief of Major body pain including; Digestive issues, Migraine Head aches, Cramping, Muscle Pain, Sleep Issues, and Stress Relief.
Humming Taosian -triple potency This Triple Strenght Decaf, hot mug of love, is bold and indulgently tasty. From deep within, this Indican mantra vibrates the celebration song of satiated desire. The lucky partakee of this elixir will softly surf upon the swells of inner joy. Our Artisan Blend bores bullseyes in the third eyes of all the Coffee Gods. This blend is noted for it’s relief of Major body pain including; Digestive issues, Migraine Head aches, Cramping, Muscle Pain, Sleep Issues, and Stress Relief. This in home therapy is satisfying convalesce a sleepy, dreamy, stay-cation.
Caffeinated Blends
Army Intelligence Blend -single potency A Fully Caffeinated dark roast with low acidity, hand blended with Spices. A rubenesque body dressed in Mayan camouflage Sativan Siren, a loyal Patriot to the palate, this soldier is a steadfast defendee. Exiling Pain and discomfort in the most tastefully aromatic way. This Blend is a great Monday through Friday workhorse, a discreet way to medicate, still be productive and focused.
Tibetan Tater Tots -double potency This Double Strength Sativan marvel is a lofty Sherpa, caffeinated and sure footed. Heavenly grounded, this delightfully tasty concotion was created for those of us whom desire to painlessly sip ambrosia while sitting on top of the world. Our trancendentaly tandelizing tongue twisting totally tasty Tibetan Tater Tot is a pure presence of pleasure. Please Enjoy. This blend is great for physical and athletic situations where the Sativan and Caffeine create an acute sense of cerebral focus and physical energy. Ride a bike, hike a mountain, Plant a tree.
Rothko Pomegranate - triple potency This Triple Strength Caffeinated 60/40 Sativan Blend is the Sultan of satisfaction, smokey and deep. A haloed shadowy reflection, a complex chiaroscuro canvas of flavor and prospect. This sacred fruit is sexy, strong and simply succulant . Sip and circumnavigate. Not as physical as Tater’s the 40% Indica numbs the body and takes the edge off the caffeine, a very sobering and enjoyable pain reliever. Fly Fishing, Sailing, Cross Country Skiing.
